Aqualung

If Henry 8th had a house band, it would’ve been Jethro Tull.

Jethro Tull were arguably Britain’s most commercially successful prog folk, blues, rock, metal, jazz group. A niche category, but the best nonetheless!

Aqualung was written as an album to make a significant breakthrough into the mainstream. The late 60s saw many folk-inspire acts, some better than others, but many were really part of the wider movement for the preservation of traditions, nature, sandals, ye olde cider….that sort of thing.

By 1971, the 60s was well and truly gone and the transition from twee kinks, rock n roll zep and psychedelia had turned towards a much darker sound in rock with the arrival of Black Sabbath. Led Zep had now gone to a similarly inspired sound in their fourth album…in fact Aqualung was recorded in a converted church shared with Led Zeppellin, though Jethro Tull got the cavernous sounding hall area, which adds a dramatic/epic sound to the whole album. The production values are excellent. There is no fear of overdoing the studio’s hand compared to the purity and raw sound of many of their 60s peers.

The album themes centre on an attack on organised religion – Possibly in a response to the burning their records by religious groups in America. This was reflected in other strongly religious countries like catholic Spain…but weirdly not Italy.

Anyway, the music! What you immediately realise about this album is the affinity traditional folk music has to heavy metal – Much of that folklore imagery and sound runs through both genres and what Aqualung does effortlessly is flitting on a sixpence between travelling minstrel troubadour and all out rock god riffing.

The album opens with possibly one of the best opening riffs on any album ever – Der-der-der-der-derrrrrr-der! ‘Aqualung’ is very dynamic – Straddling rock standard, anthemic ho-down, folk prog mystique.

Cheap day return and Mother Goose really show the pristine articulate sound of acoustic folk with quasi-medieval string playing.

Cross-eyed Mary has a psychedelic morris-dancing sound with soft jazz flute(!)…then techno fuzz riff-heavy Deep Purple-esque keys!

Up to me – A rare outing for blues flute with accompanying full blues chunky riffs.

During recording, Jimmy Paige popped into the studio to hear takes and you can feel his encouragement on the solos – this is guitar work that stands up against any axeman in a burgeoning era of guitar gods.

Hymn 43 is a stomping driving rock that sounds more at home with Creedance Clearwater Survival and Lynyrd Skynyrd and a different sort of homemade booze 😊

The album has a fantastic staggering of power rock and short, folksy pieces, which cements the versatile sounds – Jethro Tull are both a proper rock band, proper folk group and mash it up brilliantly.

Is it a concept album? Well, possibly – It depends on your view of combining two distinctly different sounds. Personally I’d say no…it just sounds too harmonious and blended. Many other concept albums of the decade had a pretentious and over-exerting effort to be different. This album just sounds like folk and rock/metal should really have been combined more!

Was it mainstream? Yes. Does it sound a bit niche too? Yes. Is the album cover creepy? Yes. Does it deserve to be on the 1001 albums list? Undoubtedly, yes!

Rating: 4/5

Song of the album: Aqualung

It should’ve made it to the list

It’s not on the 1001 list, but obviously they’re wrong. We sing the praises of those overlooked….

Bryan Adams, Reckless (1984)

Double denim never looked so fitting for Canada’s greatest contribution to music. Looking past novelty songs with singing mounties and a lady who flits between embarrassing aunty and tasteful Eurovision, Bryan Adams released his fourth studio in 1984 with sensational impact.

Now, it must be said….look past the cheese. No seriously, so much of Adam’s reputation has been checkered by student union rock nights and appearing on 90s soundtracks (amazing, by the way!)

So let me throw some hard science over that smear – 6 singles, all top 15 – Something that had only been achieved by MJ and Springsteen, had multiple tours, sold 12 million copies and was the launch pad for major success with ‘Waking up the Neighbours’ and that record breaking number 1 ‘Everything I do, I do it for you’.

The album opens with a belter ‘One-night love affair’ with Adam’s husky, gritty vocals, bright, thick chord riff and unmistakably 80s lead guitar. The entirety of side one could be a soundtrack to a coming of age or road trip 80s film in fact…just one fabulous track after the other. The night-time driving classic ‘Run to you’ with the epic opening riff, slow harmonic blues bend and anthemic chorus.

The tender and soulful ‘Heaven’ which shows amazing versatility for a proper love song and for true song-writing class, sounds just as good as an Ibiza dance classic remix – Sometimes melody is king.

At the time of writing, ‘Summer of 69’ had a shade under 500,000,000 listens – An incredible testament to a song capturing growing up and moving on.

A full-on heavy rock 2-minute wonder of ‘Kids wanna rock’ is pure hedonism with a real show of blues rock guitar skills and thunderous drums.

If that wasn’t enough…The grand lady of soul pop Tina Turner lets rip across ‘It’s only love’, cementing a grandstanding album.

It’s a crime that this album doesn’t appear on the 1001 list – Persecuted possibly for ropey fashion sense and that it is just pure enjoyment to listen to – No music symbolism, no academic importance, no social movements latched on to it… It’s pure song-writing, performed brilliantly and sold a bucketload. Av’ it!

Rating: 4/5

Song of the album: Summer of ’69

And just for fun…well cringe: Voted worst cover of all time

Episode 3 What’s brewing, bitches?

In Episode 3 we (Chris) explode the podcast, we get a visit from God, have our minds opened to jazz club (mmmmmmmmm…..niiiice) and read from the Bible.

We deep dive into:

  • The mis-education of Lauryn Hill, Lauryn Hill (1:45)
  • Bitches Brew, Miles Davis (17:05)
  • Aqualung, Jethro Tull (30:30)

Depressed? Bored? Simple? You need podcasts! And lots of them! Check out our episode guide!

But whilst we have you in your sad, depressed and emotionally vulnerable state you’re no doubt very impressionable. That’s how cults work, always getting ya when you’re down. Then they give you playlists like the one below….

One of us. One of us. One of us.

Parachutes

Once there was a time when young scallys wore parkas, gazelles, cords and skin tight adidas….not for anything other than the love of being part of something bigger, a dream; a dream of belonging and that no matter what was going on in your life there was a presence of bursting crystalline guitar, greasy curly hair, anthemic choruses and the rebel-rousing live edition of top of the pops on a Thursday night and that was indie. Yeah, it isn’t rock, but it belonged to us, the kids who looked to Power, Gallagher, Brown & Squier, Frischmann, Witter, Marr, Morrissey, Sumner….fuck it, even Albarn and saw it was good.

Parachutes marked a turning point in the journey of indie music and indeed music. It was the day Britpop well and truly died. We accept that nothing lasts forever, but we don’t accept the weak strainings from a damp, musty tea towel, now bought from John Lewis that replaced it.

Coldplay were created in a lab – They were in fact the creation of a focus group aiming at the paper thin fragility of the newly arising beta male, the sort of person who looks like Mark Zuckerberg, the man who cries after wanking about his ex-girlfriend, the boy who was bullied by the school jock, the man who wails about the environment shortly before buying a Volvo 4×4, a man who wears a gilet. Their fans wear a straw hat and learn the uke-fucking-lele in substitute for a personality and vote for Cameron-ite Tories and probably went to Wimbledon. And enjoyed it.

So, to help you to get to know Coldplay I have devised an impartial quiz for you

The “Chris Martin is a nerd who worries about the unhygienic process of sexual intercourse and washes his hands after” quiz

True or false..?

  1. Their first EP was released in 1998
  2. Chris Martin and Johnny Buckland met during their ‘orientation week’ at UCL
  3. They wanted to call their band Pectoralz.
  4. The band determined they would fire anyone who used hard drugs.
  5. Chris Martin is a relative to at least 2 conservative politicians
  6. They once said a thing
  7. Coldplay share links with fellow edgy indie rockers Keane.
  8. Chris Martin once had a drink knocked over by a brickie in a pub.
  9. Coldplay made their live debut at a garden centre in Milton Keynes
  10. American tourists think Chris Martin is a fictional character similar to Harry Potter and is used in children’s stories to reassure young infants with anxiety and bedwetting conditions.

(Answers below)

Parachutes

What more is there to say other than there are warmed up greetings card lyrics, the Henman-like fist made when singing the rousing choruses fall like a wet flannel over an ill child’s head.

Look at the stars, Look how they shine for you, And everything you do

It is the male equivalent of the ‘life, love, laugh’ paraphernalia on the walls of women’s houses.

What is their impact on music other than to create something to play over the loudspeaker at B&Q on a Sunday afternoon? Or to have the horrendous sight of Londoners at Glastonbury in expensive wellies singing along like the radio 1 equivalent of American tourists at an Andrew Lloyd Webber musical.

But what this album is more than anything is the passing of the baton from the foot on monitor, the burly hairy-chested, sweat-ridden drummer, the action hero, the gratuitous widdle solo, confrontational front men, cowboy boots, double denim, TVs being launched from windows, wagon wheels, TFI Friday….replaced by nice people who take picnics from Waitrose to a local public park and have a nice afternoon listening to Coldplay.

Fin

Song of the album: Don’t panic

Rating; 2/5

  1. TRUE Safety EP. It didn’t chart.
  2. TRUE Chris went there after going to prep and boarding school. They all went to Red brick Russell Group Unis. Chris Martin graduated in Greek and Latin.
  3. TRUE Later changed to Starfish then to Coldplay.
  4. TRUE. Chris also stamped his rock star authority on the band by making it a voting democracy.
  5. TRUE It also means he is still nursed at the teet by his nanny
  6. FALSE No one in Coldplay have never said anything of interest, joy or of red blooded macho, gritty impassioned wit
  7. TRUE They also spawn with Hollywood actresses who write self help books based on questionable colonic practices.
  8. TRUE The brickie chuckled as he was leaving and Chris martin a song about the environmental impact of modern architectural design as a scathing revenge
  9. FALSE Their fellow Oxford educated manager got them gigs in Camden. Small ones.
  10. TRUE The children are reassured to know that adults are in a similar situation and are soothed by the non-threatening saccharine beige

Junkyard

It is now several weeks since we recorded episode two, and it has come to me to write up a review of Junkyard; an album that has become the ‘1001 ATD’ standard for the absolute worst an album can be.  One which we considered so incomprehensibly awful that anyone who expressed any preference for it was either an idiot, or lying. 

This has created two (yes TWO) existential crises that are slowly creeping through my soul.

  • Existential Crisis One:  Simon, Danny and I are expending all this time and effort reviewing a book, which by our previously stated logic, and its inclusion of Junkyard, must be either a stupid book or was written by a liar.
  • Existential Crisis Two:  After listening back again in preparation for this article, I realised that I kinda like it.  In fact, I quite like it.

ARGHHHHHHHHHHH!!! What am I doing with my life!? What have I become!? 

Before you judge me, allow me a moment to explain.

In preparation for an episode I aim to give each album at 5 – 10 listens through, and I do so in a variety of environments: for example while working, out for a walk, and sitting in a quiet room with headphones on.

This takes up around 75% of all my music listening for that week – so my entire world focusses down onto the three albums, and to some extent they become the context in which the other albums are evaluated. 

In episode two we reviewed Bob Marley & The Wailers’ “Natty Dread”, a stripped back reggae classic focussed on the oneness of all humanity, love and the pursuit of equality; and Blondie’s “Parallel Lines” was a fun and catchy punk inspired pop record with warmth and heart.  And then there’s Junkyard:  a dirty sounding art/psych/blues/punk fusion with songs of death, war, murder, abuse and blasphemy.  It’s offensive.  It’s awful.  And we hated it.  Rightly so.

After considering this conflict, I decided to change the context of my listening to soften up my sensibilities ahead of my re-review, so I spent a day punishing myself with some of the most abrasive music I can tolerate (and some I almost can’t).  For my morning walk into work I endured Agrophobic Nosebleed’s “Frozen Corpse Stuffed Full Of Dope”, an offensive overdriven machine gun assault of sandpaper to the brain.  Oh my days.

For my day time listening I alternated through Nails’ “Unsilent Death” and Converge’s unquestionable masterpiece “Jane Doe”.  Both brutal attacks on the senses but built with a range and pacing that perfectly balances the aggression to…. Wait, I’m not here to review these albums.

Suitably pummelled, I put on Junkyard and was surprised to find that I didn’t hate it!  The first burst of atonal vocals in ‘Blast Off’ combined with the sparse bass-driven melody created a surprisingly coherent and pleasing atmosphere of aggression and potential energy. This was followed by the Pixies-esque ‘She’s Hit’:  a slow burner that develops atmosphere of discomfort and regret.

Junkyard really opens up on ‘Dead Joe’.  The bass rumbles along, pushing the song forward like a stampede of buffalo charging through a ravine, but this time the guitars are hot on their heels, snapping at their feet like hyenas, meanwhile Nick Cave’s vocals stand on top of the cliff like a lion looking down on the chaos as he prepares to tell Simba that he’s responsible for his fathers’ death.  (Yes, this became a Lion King analogy here, and no I don’t know why either).

“Hamlet (Pow Pow Pow)” pushes further out to sea, while the aggression and unpredictability of the vocals generate both a visceral imagery and an emotional landscape that complement each other.

I’m not sure where you can say the album peaks, but Big Jesus the title track seems to be a point at which everything comes together.  The chaos, the unpredictability, the instruments build up and then go nowhere.  This isn’t ‘good’ music, it isn’t enjoyable or pleasing, but it’s also not boring. 

So what is this album?  It’s engaging in the way that watching the council dig up the street outside your house is, or seeing an online video of an eagle catching a rabbit… I’m not entirely sure what’s going on, and I don’t know what the outcome is gonna be, I’m not sure who’s gonna benefit from it, or even if anyone will – maybe everyone and everything will be worse at the conclusion; I don’t know, but I’m interested in whatever is going on and I want to know how it works out. 

Rating: 4/5 (not a typo)

Chris

A brief history of music

Obviously, the album peaked in 1971, but what happened in the rest of history…?

1955 Teenagers exist, they eat burgers, buy vinyl and everyone has good hair. Boy scouting becomes less fashionable.

1963 A lot more people started taking a lot more drugs. People wear pointy footwear.

1964 Americans discover British music. Which was actually American, but now it’s British, but there was some politics about why they didn’t want to listen to it from Americans, but it’s ok as now it’s British. Cowboy music acts on the decline.

1966 Drug taking becomes mandatory. Motown in full swing, Hendrix, Sgt. Peppers, Led Zep beginning, The Monkees are selling many lunch boxes. Austin Powers is about to be cryogenically frozen.

1970 Heavy metal begins, height of the singer songwriter era, Led Zep conquer all, Kraftwerk are fumbling around with knobs. For some reason there are still French crooners. Oh, and Bowie!

1973 Glam rock, weird novelty records with whoopsy-daisy whistles, The Clash, ZZ top are here, Britain joins the common market, the New York underground scene is brimming and Dark side of the moon is released

1976 Jean Michel Jarre, height of prog, toss early punk bands, Brian Eno concept albums…yeah we’ll all agree to forget this bit

1977 Fleetwood Mac are now a) probably divorced and b) Rumours is in full flow. Cool new wave is setting the Punk scene ablaze and MEAT LOAF!!!

1985 DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYO!!!!!

1987 Many acts wearing wrestling boots and pink tigerskin, Whacko Jacko, Mancunians find drugs, LA discovers a man in a funny bandana with white cycling shorts. Sodding Bono.

1989 David Hasselhoff sings at the Berlin wall. It is knocked down shortly after.

1992 Moping teenagers in garages, anti-Bush power rap, glowsticks, Linford Christie wins gold!

1996 Corduory and pork pie hats, shiiiiiiiine, Oasis play Knebworth, Jarvis sticks it to the man, the world is a better place, dear lord this is the last we’ll see of these Halcyon days. Sigh.

2000 Nu Metal’s fusion of Rap-Metal goes mainstream as Limb Bizket & Papa Roach burn through barriers of both genre and good taste.

2002 Coldplay, lots of bands beginning with ‘The’, Craig David, Bjork is for some reason still allowed in a studio.

2004 A year of mercy – Indie has a small revival, RnB realises not everything has to be in da club, Dance music is not just album covers with fit girls on for Ibiza bellends.

2007 The onset of milennial music and lots of bands the Guardian like. Pop reality shows churn out sacks of skin with Toni and Guy haircuts.

2009 Arseholes with banjos and ukeleles. Lots of band reform because the music died. All of it. Even Blur. Kanye begins his meteoric rise by grabbing microphones.

2016 The Guardian and Tesco music aisle seem to be running music. Stupid breathy singers who sound like oxygen starved owls being bred on a farm for xmas adverts. Awful ballad singers being created in focus groups to empower people. Mockneys. Bjork, still….really!!?? Bowie finally returns to his home planet.

2020 Music has now been replaced by an out of office email. The charts now sit somewhere between those vying for the Bond sountrack and others thinking people still watch the Brit Awards.

Listen without prejudice Vol.1

Where do you start with an album that asks you to listen without prejudice?  Well I’ll tell you where I started; a place of distrust and suspicion; what is Mr Michael trying to hide?

George Michael released ‘Listen Without Prejudice’  3 September 1990 following the massive success of 1987’s “Faith’. The album was 1 of 2 parts and was seemingly meant to offer credibility to George’s accolades.  Unfortunately, that was not the case. The album turned out to be a flop (if you can consider selling 8 million copies worldwide a flop) and George was never given a chance to record the second half, one of life’s great tragedies, right?

For me this album deserved the negative press; with the exception of a couple of mercies this album was a hard slog to get through. In what world does the mediocrity of ‘Freedom! 90’ deserve a whole 6 minutes of my life? I am not an inpatient man but this album certainly tested me. Glimmers of light came from ‘They Won’t Go When I Go’ and ‘Mother’s Pride’ but other than that it was a struggle not to press skip on everything else.

George Michael was a product of 80’s ‘style over substance’ attitude and somehow thought he could move seamlessly through to the world of art without paying his dues. There is no doubt as to the talent of his voice, but his songwriting acumen leaves little to be desired.  I went into this album with distrust and suspicion and this time, I was right on the mark; what’s inside the tin certainly does not match the packaging. For me this album is just about listenable and certainly wouldn’t be on my 1001 list so for that I give it a..

Rating: 2/5

https://open.spotify.com/album/0ZeOyoJHPD6czbTPAT9Qaj?si=ALm_AxzuTKKPbgmFsostzA

Natty Dread

A commonality between (almost) any ‘great’ work of art, is that they all have an essential reason for being.  Ask: why was this made, what does it express, and would the world be different if it didn’t exist?  If the answer to these questions are not clear, then it is likely the work will not leave a lasting impression in our minds or our culture.  There are of course exceptions; however it is a principle that applies in most cases.

Bob marlet natty dread album cover as reviewed by 1001 albums then death

Bob Marley & The Wailers 1974 ‘Natty Dread’ is driven by the deep sense of societal injustice.  The core of the work emerges from Marley’s experiences of life in a society that is suffused with oppression, greed and injustice; conflicting with his deeply held belief in the unity of all people, expressed through the concept of “I and I”: the idea that God (Jah) is within and unites all people.   Each song explores an aspect of this conflict; building on the idea that the oppressed people of Jamaica (and indeed the world) should unite, celebrate what is great, and ultimately empower themselves, through whatever means necessary.

“In this bright future you can’t forget your past, so dry your tears I say”

The first three tracks identify a primary motivation: the desire to live free and protect you loved ones.  The album opens with ‘Lively Up Yourself’, which is a celebration of life through music and love.  ‘No Woman, No Cry’, is a nostalgic remembrance of an impoverished life, but also describes the pain endured by the singer’s partner due to poverty.  Finally ‘Them Belly Full (But We Hungry)’ calls out the injustice – that there is plenty to go around, but wealth and resources are unequally distributed.

“So Jah seh, not one of my seeds, shall sit in the sidewalk, and beg bread”

The second section of the album deals with Marley’s experiences as they apply to him.   ‘Rebel Music (3 O’Clock Roadblock)’ details police harassment and oppression relating to a police road stop and search.  ‘So Jah Seh’ explores the “I and I” concept that all men are one and ‘Natty Dread’ then brings this identity to bear on a divided Kingston as Marley explores the town and sees  his community through this lens.

 ‘Talkin’ Blues’ is the turning point of the album, where Marley moves from describing experiences of injustice, and the frustration with the oppressors boils over into call for direct opposition to the status quo. 

“Because I feel like bombing a church, now that you know that the preacher is lying”

Marley was no stranger to violence; famously he threatened a local radio DJs with violence to force them to play give his track ‘’Small Axe’ radio play.  He understands the consequences of this statement but feels it is now time for action. 

“So who’s going to stay at home, when the freedom fighters are fighting”

The apex of the album comes at the Penultimate track were Marley identifies the inevitable conclusion to the continuing oppression of his people.  After enduring the oppression and injustice described throughout the previous tracks, the only solution left to him is to call for action.

“It takes a revolution to make a solution; Too much confusion, so much frustration, eh!”

The importance of unity in the community is upheld, with Marley leading the call for change using the metaphor of freeing a bird.  He wants justice restored to his people, not for profit or to gain power over others, but to liberate.

“So, my friend, I wish that you could see, Like a bird in the tree, the prisoners must be free.”

This is paired with a chorus that picks up the potential alluded to in ‘Them Belly Full’.  A mass of people can overcome a ruling minority using their strength of numbers, fed by the motivation that takes root and grows strong under the provender of oppression.

“We got lightning, thunder, brimstone, and fire – fire (fire, fire)”

Natty Dread has an other-worldly feel to it.  This is music written half a century ago, half way around the world from England, by a man with entirely different cultural traditions and living in an environment where, to some, he was considered half a man.  This album uses the gentle, stripped back musical efficiency of reggae to paint a picture of an unjust society and show pain growing to a potentially explosive anger. 

My experience of music has always leant towards the heavier/faster punk or metal, and so my initial feelings on this album were that the pacing did not match the content.  It has continued to grow on me, and the emotion displayed here has struck a chord, however it ultimately is not to my personal taste musically.  I grew up listening to Zack de la Rocha, and so I guess that level of passion is something I need to hear in an album dealing with similar themes.  A great work, undoubtably, and deserving of a place on the list.

  • Track of the Album:  No Woman No Cry
  • Rating: 4/5

Chris

Parallel Lines

In 1978, a former playboy model and 5 ‘hopelessly horrible’ musicians from the New York underground went into a recording studio and laid down a soundtrack which tied together the most musically diverse decade.

Combining punk, glam, disco, pop, new wave, rock n roll and 50s doo-wop, Blondie were to create a stellar mix of laser-guided guitar riffs, crystalline-bursting pop sounds and disco beats that could be played in any club in New York with a disco ball or a safety pin punctured body part.

Up until this point, Blondie had been a hotchpotch of musicians who had come and gone, searching for a sound that would support Debby Harry’s ‘bombshell zombie voice’. With a 5-musician set-up, the grounding was there to create a sound seated in the influences of electronic synth, punk rock guitar and the hipster-arrogance of any proper New York band.

But ‘Hopelessly horrible’…? The words of producer Mike Chapman, who upon hearing them in rehearsal was amazed at the poor standard of Blondie’s musicianship. Recording sessions were anarchic with band members being stoned, throwing guitars across the room getting frustrated with Chapman’s drive for perfection. Debby Harry’s emotional state often saw her disappear for hours in the toilet, then returning to the room and penning the lyrics as she was picking up the microphone.

Incredibly, Chrysalis records initially turned down the recording, only eventually being persuaded by Chapman to release it on the strength of the singles. Smart move.

It is difficult to think of a genre which isn’t on this album. Standout tracks include a belter of an opener with ‘Hanging on the telephone’ with expert guitar riffing from Frank Infante. It keeps to the punk rule of a 2-minute wonder with no fat on it whatsoever. The riffs keep coming with a phased sounding ‘One way or another’ – Showing the versatility of a Gibson Les Paul. Punk was often derided for its musicianship with 3 chord wonders, but in ‘Parallel Lines’ the game is raised with a full set of aces and the tightest-knit rhythm and lead anywhere.

‘Fade away and radiate’ ventures towards the psychedelic with Robert Fripp guesting with an inter-dimensional sound before going full Gary Numan in ‘I know but I don’t know’. Every track on this album is so individual, it appears to have an entirely different band playing – How has the same band played breakneck pop punk and ‘Sunday Girl’? Tying the album together is the indomitable Debby Harry – Glossy, silky and brilliant vocals delivered somewhere between Marilyn Monroe and Boudicca.

The album went onto great commercial success, appears on every acclaimed all-time album chart and is the album that was believed to send punk into the US mainstream.

Song of the album: Heart of Glass

Rating: 5/5!

Episode 2 – Pile of Junk-Yard

Ever want to know which album will help you sound like you’re better than other people at a party? Also, Vegans vs. Veganism, a laser-guided new wave masterpiece and anti-music.

We leave no stone unturned in the latest episode!

  • Parallel Lines, Blondie (1978) 2:00
  • Liege and leaf, Fairport Convention (1969) 19:35
  • Junkyard, The Birthday Party (1982) 39:35

This episode not for you? Jeeeez, tough crowd! Obviously, our episode guide is for you!

Check out the album playlist below, listen to it and tell us how right we are!